joe is walkng downtown doing some christmas shopping.he comes up to this second hand store and goes inside.while walking around he comes upon a bird.joe asks the guy how much do you want for him.the guy replies, $1000.00 dollars.Joe says he aint worth that much.the guy says wait a minute he can sing christmas songs.he turns to the bird and says Chet sing a christmas song.the bird does,and joe says i have to have him.so he pays the guy and takes the bird home home.2 days later the guy is having a party and tells everyone to gather around the bird,and be quiet.he turns and says Chet sing these nice people a christmas song, and the bird does nothing.he turns to the bird and says Chet i said to sing these nice people a christmas song,and again the bird does nothing.joe gets so mad he opens the cage,grabs the bird and throws him in the fire place.and after a few seconds the bird is singing at the top of his lungs.(CHETS NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE.)

WOW, I GUESS THIS WASN'T AS FUNNY AS I THOUGHT.