Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked,

"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"



"I don ' t have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

"I outlived the *****es."

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