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when a single guy comes
home he looks in the refrigerator and then goes to bed when a married guy comes home he looks in the bedroom and then goes to the refrigerator |
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married & restless:
When a single guy buys a new couch, he tests how comfortable it is for watching TV and then sits down. When a married guy buys a new couch, he tests how comfortable it is for sleeping on and then asks what he did wrong. |
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