A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home.... It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are!?. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest of these back to me. Take Care, Ricky

WOOOHOOOOO
WTG

haha what a great reply

Great comeback!!

Have to give em credit for that one

Thanks Ya'll
Cooly

i hope that is a true story cause letters like that get sent overseas all the time, and i'd just love to get the *****es who send them!

LOL great one!

if not, maybe this will give em a ideal

Cooly

ROFL sounds like something id do.

yes people get them all the time. i got two of them (the second was from a fellow soldier).
Now witht he second one, we tried to make it work after I was restationed away from her, but it didnt work out, so no hard feelings there.
But hte first one was a classic dear john letter, talking abouthow she couldnt stay faithfull, and how she had met someone else, etc etc etc. This was two weeks into Basic Training.
I ran into the first one about ten years after it happened, she recognized me on the spot, and ran the other irection, lmao. I have to be honost though in that with what I saw then, I am greatful it didnt work out.

funny

some people are such ****

my friends in the service went threw it
I broke mine off the day I left
I knew better, was goin overseas
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