1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my thing when I ask where the toilet is?

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2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

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3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

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4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

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5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $10.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

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6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

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7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

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8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

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9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet? " If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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10. When reading someone else's post "they say stuff like I knew that, that was already posted a so long ago or just totally negative replies". When in all if they knew it or heard why didn't they post it and how many repeats have they done and can't be positive enough to know that if ya don't have something good to say don't say it. How ya gonna get a date actin like that. Don't ruin it for others who are trying to have good time.


Be positive for others and smile,
makes people wonder what your up too
I added the last line just because
Cooly

WAY TOO COOL my friend. That was a RIOT!!!!

And that says it all..

Here's your sign

this is great
but ohh....
"2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. "
I always do that!!!!!

Cooly -- Every now and then, I will see a complaint from someone who has been here awhile, saying something like, "I already saw that joke/poem/topic/thread/etc. last month. Why is it being posted again?"

And it amazes me that these people are so self-absorbed that they can't understand there are new people signing up here every day. For somebody, this will be the first time they get to see that joke/poem/topic/thread.

Just ignore the complainers. They are too wrapped in believing that the site exists SOLELY FOR THEM, to have any consideration for the new people.

Keep up the good work!

Thats for sure, I don't let it bother me, I just move to the next and try to keep em laughing. just had to add that for some of the negative people here. Who are looking for dates??????

Thanx Lex your comments means a lot to me really

thanx everyone for the great comments

I don't hate no one or nothing really
I'm way too positive
I do this for all of you
Cooly

11. What time is the 3 O'Clock Parade????

I used to work at Disney and people would actually
come up to me and ask that question!

can I ask you a question?

good one cooly! you so rock!

MR.COOLY.I REALLY ENJOYED READING ALL YOUR POSTS.PLEASE KEEP IT UP.

thanks so much, I always try to keep a positive attitude
Ya'll keep me going
Cooly

i know whats longer than life


decaying after you die!

Missed one. When someone calls you at home. Then asks "Where are you?"