Drunk Driving

A guy’s car collides with a young blonde ladies car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was hurt in the accident. The young blonde lady says, "Look at this miracle! This must surely be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live our lives in peace for the rest of our days."

"Sure," says the guy, convinced the young blond ladies crazy.

"And look at this!" says the blonde lady, reaching back into his car. "A miracle! My car is demolished, but this bottle of 12-year-old Scotch didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink and celebrate our good fortune."

Again the guy agrees, so the blonde lady opens the bottle and passes it to him. The guy smiles and takes several huge swigs, then tries to hand it to the blonde lady, who, to his surprise, refuses. "Aren’t you having any?" asks the guy.

"No, thanks," replies the young blonde lady.

"I’ll wait for the police."



Thats what I call a quick thinking lady
Cooly

WTG

To bad blondes don't really think that fast......lol

I don't know, If Maja was here she'd been all over this

Shes got a radar going
Cooly

thanks OC

u are welcome bro that was good

Thanx Peachie

yea Thanx OC, your turn , I'm gonna go nite nite now, I work 3rd
Peace Bro

have a good one bro

2 funny

Thanks evevryboby
See i told ya there was a smart blonde
Hi RL
Cooly