Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother.(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.')

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work.(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.)

11. I am sorta seeing someone....

ain't that the damn truth......lmao

Have ya heard these before
Got more?? I'll add them and post em later
Cooly

1)Sorry but I'm Straight (She's not a lesbian)
2)Sorry but I'm dating a cop (She thinks you will stalk her)
3)Sorry but the convent won't allow it (she's down with the Priest but she doesn't want to admit it)
4)Sorry but I'm married (you are uglier than her husband)
5)Sorry but I have, sort of an arrangement (you are not as good as a FWB.)
6)Sorry but you are old enough to be my Grandfather (She really just wanted to sell the Girl Scout Cookies.)
7) Sorry but I'm not dating right now. (You are a sad and sorry excuse for a man.)
8) No Thank you, but I would like fries with that. (she is looking for someone who makes more money)
9) She says "Oh My God" and breaks into hysterical laughter. (You are out of your league)

I will give you the tenth one next time I ask someone out.

Sweet one, I'm gonna put them together with a few other list I've been doing, outa be good, will post em soon

Cooly

OK, now Yantra's #6 is just WRONG WRONG WRONG

damn funny though...