Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.

Q. What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.

Q. What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A. Air Pockets
Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.

Q. Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A. Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q. How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree.

Q. Why did the blonde have square tits?
A. Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A. They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q. What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A. Her feet!

they are pretty funny i like them

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