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| Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 7 | |
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The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. DAMN
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dammmm I like that lacileo
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I resolve not wo worry about things I have no damn control over. The only thing I can control is my own damn attitude.
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old damn year leaves.
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People are so damn worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
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 DAmn Where is everybody?
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Tommy..PSSST...I don't think I'm every gonna get this size 32b around my damn gut!!!
Can you stall for a while longer???
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dammmm I have never worried about the eating thing.....I just eat a lil of this and that...and I'm content....
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damn...... I need some T.V. time. later
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DAMN Bird ,, you went into the wrong drawer !
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I thought you said to look in the damn closet!!!
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DaMN You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
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No DAmn it ,,, The leather thong in the center drawer. It only has one cup ! DAMN !
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Two DAMN boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
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DAMN It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
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Practice safe eating: always use damn condiments
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one damn year and out the other.
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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from DAMN morons?
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Is a book on voyeurism a DAMN peeping tome?
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Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a DAMN better man.
nana nana na na...spelled it right again
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