Topic: Goofy if yous, not my issues | |
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post a goofy "if you" with rhyming results.
example: if you want to meet, smell my feet |
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if you clean your glasses, then drink molasses
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If you go into heat pack your meat
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If you go to the gym, you won't be slim
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If you were to eat should have a seat
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if you got issues,
buy more tissues |
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Your feet really smell, but I think you're swell.
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If you wink at me, then I'll spill the tea
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If you want a bump you have to jump
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Listening to old jam's, cruising in my Dodge Ram.
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If you want to mingle,
touch an outlet for a tingle |
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Here I sit all broken hearted.
I came to but only farted. |
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If you got a penis,
go to Venus |
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If you drink lots or tea
Then you might need to pee |
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Here I sit all broken hearted. I came to but only farted. There’s no disruption if you read the instruction |
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if you wash your feet, then you can eat
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If you like to bake then have some cake
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if you think it's pickled,
it's time to get tickled |
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If you have some wine you’ll be fine
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