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Well, Derek, in my opinion, you should really reconsider taking up masturbation again. It is so much safer than random sex acts with total strangers, my friend......
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Well, Derek, in my opinion, you should really reconsider taking up masturbation again. It is so much safer than random sex acts with total strangers, my friend...... 
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How do you know that she's not REALLY a 300 pound balding, incontinent computer geek with gingivitis, back hair like a Sasquatch and yellow stained boxer shorts? 
i take it you've seen some of my ex g/f's? |
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How do you know that she's not REALLY a 300 pound balding, incontinent computer geek with gingivitis, back hair like a Sasquatch and yellow stained boxer shorts?
Awwww now... Wookies need loving too!!! |
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mmmmmmmm.....yellow stained boxers............
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Well, Derek, in my opinion, you should really reconsider taking up masturbation again. It is so much safer than random sex acts with total strangers, my friend...... Someone USED to masturbate, but stopped??? The only reason TO stop is when you're dating someone, or several someones. And event then it's not wholly inappropriate. On a totally serious note, dude, you probably really do need to masturbate and clear your head a little bit, if you're letting your crotch do the majority of the thinking regarding this issue. There is NOTHING wrong with sexual flirtation, innuendo, teasing or slap and tickle. If it's going well, it's going well!!! I'd just not make sexuality the predominant focus on what you get to know about her. Either separately, or in addition to all the fun and games, ask her OTHER things, completely non-sexual. If she doesn't go along with that, that'd be a HUGE red flag for me. |
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AMEN, TX! Couldn't have said it better myself!
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And SECONDLY... Then ask her to make a video that involves something specific... Like... rubbing a cold spoon over her nipple, or using an unusual object....
The idea is that you can get the idea if the video she sent, or sends, are really HER. Also, if she'll make such videos for you, woohoo!!! |
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AMEN, TX! Couldn't have said it better myself!
*L* I have the occasional epiphany now and then. |
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um, get a hooker, and um "relive" your self... or go pee, it might just be that. hahahah! yeah go pee mate, that'll kill the sexual tension- which is only a sign that your bladder is full.
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Kewl, this is some good online dating advice
I`m gonna have to take some notes
Ya gotta be cool about who you contact. Someone from match.com .Contacted me..Ended up being one of those scams for money. Told them to GFYS. They told me that I owed them $300. Once again my reply to them was GFYS. Contacted Yahoo about it. Yahoo`s answer to me was to contact my local police department. Ya try to be nice and tell a website that they have scammers on their program, and that is their reply..Go figure. Well anywho, just be careful on these sites. ya never know what you might meet.  And I think ya know what I`m talking about
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