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A young beautiful gold digging debutante marries a rich retired 90yo General, thinking 1 consummation will do him in.
In the Honeymoon Suite the General throws open the boudoir door wearing nothing but a condom, painter's mask, and ear plugs. He exclaims, "I don't want to hear the screaming and I can't stand the smell of BURNING RUBBER!!!!" 
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