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SMART BLONDE JOKE
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally... a smart blonde joke.  For someone special, I can be nice
But, it's just more fun being Naughty 
 Cooly
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lmao
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wow... hahahah
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Truely a smart lady, I think her name was Maja
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thats what i would do
im not a "dumb blonde" lol |
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Had to butter ya up before I posted the other 1
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that is a smart blonde! hahahaha
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Some people just don't learn, and don't impress no one
I'm here to make ya laugh, if I can, some I don't have a clue Don't think they do either  Cooly
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Edited by
SHAMELESS_42
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Sun 12/30/07 05:10 PM
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Good one bro..
.. talk atcha later
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Blonds ae smart after all.
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heck yes we are!
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Hey never said ya wasn't, was that u at the bank??
Good to see a fellow Texan and a fellow blond
Just like to ruffle those feathers a lil
Cooly
Had to go shot the other blonde joker
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Oh, your welcome
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Gotta give it to the lady
I wouldn't have thought of it Cooly
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