Below is a genuine email send out to staff at an unnamed company.

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To: All Staff
Subject: Copier

Please, please please please please - I am begging - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier!

We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.

PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.


Thanks for your help.

ha ha thats great

OMG THATS CRAZY! WHERE CAN I GET ME A COPIER LIKE THAT?

That's it I am going to Staples tomorrow and buy one of those!!!

One of my coworkers really did send out an email to a customer with a similar typo. He wrote something to the effect of, "We apologize for the delay. We expect that order to sh*t this afternoon."