well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. i guess papa bear got caught with goldie locks. so the divorce was final but the only thing that had to be decided was who baby bear was going to live with. the judge asked baby bear do you want to live with papa bear? baby replied no he beats me. the judge said then you want to live with mama bear. baby bear replied no she beats me. the judge said then who do you want to live with? baby bear replied the chicago bears. judge asked why the chicago bears? baby bear replied because the chicago bears dont beat anybody. go packers