Murphy was getting old in his ways and feeling a little down and Paddy went to visit him to cheer him up and such.

They got into a chat then Murphy was getting a little nippy so he asked Paddy if he could go upstairs and grab his slippers for him.

Paddy walked upstairs and saw Murphy's drop dead gorgeous daughters. He said to them both, "ya dad sent me up to shag ya both." They said, "No, he didn't you liar!"

So Paddy yells down to Murphy "Both of them?" With which Murphy replied "Of course, what's the point of fookin' one!"

Funny .