1. Here honey, you use the remote.

2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

7. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.

8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

9. We never talk anymore.

You forgot a few:

1. My wife never listens to me
2. Does this hunter's outfit make me look fat?
3. Okay, who left the toilet seat up?
4. Do you think he is prettier than me?
5. Why don't we go to the men's room and freshen up
6. I've got my father's thighs
7. How come they never have any Hope and Faith marathons?

omg that was funny!

GREAT!! soooo true, but funny!

UMMM.i have heard plenty of guys say that, they are gay tho..does it count? i guess so; it dosnt say anything about straight guys saying it.

what about?


1. Honey, why dont you sit back and have glass of wine, while
I cook dinner tonight?

2. Honey go ahead and kick back and relax. i'll take care of
the dishes tonight.

3. Oh, your feet are sore? Here let me rub them for you.

4. Here you go honey, take the credit card (there's a thousand
dollars available) and go enjoy yourself tonight.

5. Oh you were hoping to go out tonight instead of staying in
and watching the fights? Not a problem, let just go shower
and I'll be ready in a jiffy.

6. Hey honey, what do YOU wanna watch on tv tonight?

7. I'm sorry honey, not tonight; I have this incredible
headache.

8. here, why dont you take the car and go out for a bit. I'll
give the kids their baths and put them to bed tonight.

and last but not least.....


9. Honey, why dont we stop at that gas station up the road and
ask for directions? I think we're lost.

believe it or not... i once stopped seeing a girl cause she got bigger boobs.... i forgave the first upgrade, but the second was too much and the third was overkill.... she wasnt the girl i fell for, she was just boobs after that