It seems that some folks need to recharge their satirical batteries.

come on. you had to expect a bit of humor in this post. no harm meant.
but think about it. batteries aside. billions of fake birds flying around using electric wires as charging stations.. not one road kill or some ending up on the windshield of a tractor trailer. nobody claiming yo be a bird tune up mechanic a project that spanned 50 years and at that size would need 100's if not 1,000's of people to manage yet they don't talk about it ( were they then killed like the folks who built the pyramids?)
just a bit hard to believe, thats all.

Do yourselves a favor and google "birds aren't real". It's a satirical play on conspiracy theories.

Birds are very real my ducks beat the crap out of doves everyday. They leave me the remains to have to clean up. I wish the doves would go steal some other food, they are gambling with their lives.