The list ...

For ordinary sins: White bread

For complex sins: Multigrain

For twisted sins: Pretzels

For sins of indecision: Waffles

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some gems, on scrolling down the page:

For sins committed out of the country: Italian Bread

For taxation without representation: English Muffins

For not supporting our troops: French Toast

For the sins of Saddam Hussein: Shake‘n Bake

For impersonating female deer: Dough

For mugging Muslims: Crescent Rolled

For inhaling marijuana: Stoned Wheat Bread

For promiscuity with a Catholic: Hot Cross Buns
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As usual the best were reserved for the last:

For the sins of Gorge W. Bush: Texas Toast

For the sins of Hunter Biden: Fortune Cookies

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And for moving this post from Jokes forum: Nothin’ Honey

Funny .

NICE

Noone Is Starving Atleast