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A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box". Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?" "Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them." |
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good sex or bad sex... $7 K worth of eggs, in 35 years...
do the math, he's doin all right far as i can figure! if it was that bad she wouldn't have agreed to it EVERY OTHER NIGHT! |
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nice point out
there is a but butt 
tell u one day in private |
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a good man never gives bad sex, if he thinks she's not satisfied then roll her azz over
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