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Topic: Why try to protect idiots from themselves??
AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Fri 12/28/07 02:27 PM
I've solved my dilemna. I just don't say "hey watch this!" anymore. Its badluck. That's pretty funny! Well I gotta go snowblow for a bit. Talk to everyone later! Oh, and "KEEP FINGERS AND HANDS AWAY FROM SPINNING AUGER". Yep, it's right there on the snow blower.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 12/28/07 02:35 PM
But there are so many famous last words that fly in the face of challenging THE LAWS OF NATURE. As my freind crazy brian said to me after his small children put sticks and leaves in the nozzle to the gastank of his pickup truck after the youngins got the gascap off and brian decided to suck it out with a household vaccuum cleaner which filled up with gas fumes and exploded leaving a 2 foot crater in the yard and a 500 dollar fire department bill "hey is gasoline explosive?"

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Fri 12/28/07 02:36 PM
I know that the microwaves say not to but dogs and babies in them because when they first came out, a woman tried to dry her dog in one. I remember that in the news when I was young.

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Fri 12/28/07 03:41 PM Edited by cutelildevilsmom on Fri 12/28/07 03:44 PM
google the darwin awards.its about idiots who die in freak accidents cause they were well ,idiots.funny reading. www.darwinawards.com

trueokie2 Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 1894	Fri 12/28/07 03:58 PM
I tear the tags off my mattress and yell "COME AND GET ME COPPERSSSSSSSSS"

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Fri 12/28/07 05:27 PM
www.thisistrue.com is a great site of just general stupidity attempting to become part of society. www.stellaawards.com is named after that stupid old biddy who spilled McD's coffee on herself and sued because it was hot. Yep, stupid and scary lawsuits actually being filed in the courts across the globe. AND you can sign up for a great newsletter from both sites. Both are run by the same guy by the way. There's a free version of "This Is True" and there's a subscription one as well. I encourage everyone to check out the sites - just for entertainment if nothing else. :)

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Fri 12/28/07 05:35 PM
best one I can remember was on the inside of the cereal boxes of General Mills back in the early 90's....."this packaging not for human consumption" Duhhhh...who is gonna eat the box?

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Fri 12/28/07 05:41 PM
the scary part is,idiots tried this stuff and that's why the warnings are there

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Fri 12/28/07 05:43 PM
"Every time a new product is manufactured idiot proof, mother nature promptly creates a new breed of idiot"

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Fri 12/28/07 05:44 PM
"Every time a new product is manufactured idiot proof, mother nature promptly creates a new breed of idiot" very true Willy

beachdog50 Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 832	Fri 12/28/07 05:48 PM
I just bought a valve spring compresser today. the warning label says to turn off engine before using....DUH

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Fri 12/28/07 05:53 PM
"Every time a new product is manufactured idiot proof, mother nature promptly creates a new breed of idiot" Hey, you stole my quote! I've been saying that for years. It doesn't matter how idiot-proof you make the system, nature will create a better idiot. Yup.

dozzer13 Joined Sun 09/17/06 Posts: 7284	Fri 12/28/07 05:56 PM
the thing is if we dont stop the they we start to hurt us one day so its this or lock them all up, and we all know their are ppl out there that wont let us lock them up.