(10)I admire your strength,I admire your spunk,But the thing i like best is getting you drunk. (9)Our love will never become cold and hollow,unless one day,you refuse to swallow. (8)I bought this Valentine's card at the store,in hopes that you'd become my whore. (7)This feels so good,this feels so right,I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. night. (6)Your a woman of style,your a woman of class,I just hope ya like it,in the ass. (5)Before i met you my heart was so famished,but now i'm fullfilled so make me a sanwich. (4)Through all the things that have came to pass,our love has grown,but so has your ass. (3)You are a honey,and you are a cutie,I just wish you had J-LO'S booty. (2)I don't wanna be sappy,silly or corny,So right to the point,lets do it, I'm horney. (1)If you think that hickey,looks like a blister,you should check out the one,I gave to your sister.

sorry, but these were totally lame

no problem ..lol. can't winnem all,bound to get a few as you say lame ones.But thanks for the comment anyway.

i'm sure if they said things about men just giving diamonds to women they would like em, wouldn't they! Comon girls lighten up just a bit!!!!

hey i thought it was funny! n im a girl! haha

cauyse your a sweety paper_heart.. ..ty

thanks shameless! rite back atcha! haha

Hey I think they were absolutely hilarious!!! still laughing. so thanks for the smile and the laugh!