Topic: LEPERS THE FOURTEENTH - part 5 | |
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Hi Kyle!
Pat, if you don't mind, I could use a drink myself, thanks! |
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Sure thing, what can I get you?
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What can brown do for you?
Third story of UPS mishaps for the week. The box that was sent to my beau from his family for his boy mysteriously disappeared from his doorstep (someone was home at said delivery time), a co-worker got charged $150 for delivery and duty (was supposed to be $20), and now this. Good times. Wonder if they use contract workers at this time of year? Now I need a drink. Someone hand a sister a straw? |
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So then I get a letter from my banks insurance saying they do not have proof of insurance on the monster truck which IS REALLY amusing since I've sent it to them 5 times. I sent them proof of insurance. My loan officer sent them proof of insurance twice and my insurance company sent them proof of insurance twice. Should have been on the other end of that phone call. "Hello, are you the incompetent idiot whose in charge of being stupid? Can I talk to the freaking moron that is and can you have him. Firmly remove his head from his azz before speaking to me so he can clearly understand what I'm about to tell him?
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rum and diet coke, s'il vous plait, heavy on the rum
UPS and FedEx both get a lot of part time help for the holidays, not much training. I used to have a friend that worked there. Gotta love em |
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Coors long nect for LHB. What can I get you Michele?
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Heavy rum and diet for Suzin.
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I WANT THE BIGEST MOST ALCOHOLIC DRINK YOU CAN SEWRVE
NOW |
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So that calls for a kentucky bourbon in a chaser glass for my left hand. Thank you.
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actually Pat give me a rum and coke I need the hard stuff tonight
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Hmmm, rough days all around!
Well, here's to better ones tomorrow CLINK |
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JD for kyle.
Long Island for Nicki.Thank good ness we had a clean garbage can.33 gallons big enough Nicki? Rum and coke for Pam. |
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I have never had a long island ice tea
is it good is it powerful |
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They are pretty strong and taste okay.
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They are good and powerful, almost pure alcohol. A couple of them will take the floor out from under your feet
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A bit strong for me.I am not that hard core anymore.
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well since I rarely drink maybe I should have one of those.....sounds like that is all I will need
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Long Island for Pam. Don't worry hun,theres a cot in back!
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Then there's the piesta resistance. I gotta parking ticket christmas day for parking beside my house from a police officer that has nothing better to do. I paid it today. I stopped at the police station and wrote merry F ING christmas 2 you 2 across it and set it in their ticket box. Then I went in the chief of polices bathroom in his office and took a nasty stinky dump and left.
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That really sucks!
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