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come here tom, you need some waxing done....it wont hurt.
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yes thats how they get you in there trap yeppiers ya just now realizing that lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() good idea,start the recruitment cause we might need backup |
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but don, the tu-tu is part of the pampering. get in touch with your feminine side.
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jt, backup doesnt matter....the women will prevail no matter what the numbers.
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come here tom, you need some waxing done....it wont hurt. ![]() ![]() Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh No thank you very much. Did you not read the thread on that I posted recently? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Man wears a pair of shorts but women don't wear a pair of bras. Why is that? ![]() ![]() Actually the question is: "Why are they called a 'pair' of underwear but just 'A' bra??" So when you go buy a bra do you have to buy two to get the full set?? Seee only a Man would ask that question shshshshshshhhsh they still have no clue lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Man wears a pair of shorts but women don't wear a pair of bras. Why is that? ![]() ![]() Actually the question is: "Why are they called a 'pair' of underwear but just 'A' bra??" So when you go buy a bra do you have to buy two to get the full set?? Seee only a Man would ask that question shshshshshshhhsh they still have no clue lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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jt, backup doesnt matter....the women will prevail no matter what the numbers. numbers are only numbers.it's the force that prevails and i know how to use the force... |
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so are you telling us that the J stands for Jedi
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i agree.
womens clothes are womens, we don't need to know more about them other then to appreciate them. |
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so are you telling us that the J stands for Jedi ![]() i'll put it this way,the force is strong with me |
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pam, lets go back to the corsets and lingerie. i think they need to feel how uncomfortable we can be when trying to look sexy for them. the women can wear boxers and t-shirts and scratch themselves while belching. lmao
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well JT as long as its not a gas force than its a good thing
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Just for the record Things Bachelors Do Sniff the milk Eat over the sink Wash when the sheets stink Check messages rarely After opening the refrigerator door, wondering briefly what is in that tupperware container (it's been there forever) but not checking. Buy wrinklefree clothing Fall asleep while the television is on Put money aside for a large screen flat panel television Get asked to help other people move in. A lot. Know the local football team's standings, but not where Iraq is Know the functions of all the buttons of the remote control, including the TRACKING button Check plants every four weeks Don't get asked to watch other people's pets when they're traveling Get asked to go to weddings. Get asked not to give toasts Ponder how to get past that First Date hurdle Allow 15 minutes of apartment cleaning before you expect a visit from a MOTOS. ![]() ![]() |
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pam, lets go back to the corsets and lingerie. i think they need to feel how uncomfortable we can be when trying to look sexy for them. the women can wear boxers and t-shirts and scratch themselves while belching. lmao only one problem with that Winnie I think I left slip that I enjoy wearing corsets and lingerie..............as long as it fits right it can be quite comfy ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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pam, lets go back to the corsets and lingerie. i think they need to feel how uncomfortable we can be when trying to look sexy for them. the women can wear boxers and t-shirts and scratch themselves while belching. lmao That's why women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning. They don't have a pair of balls to scratch. ![]() ![]() |
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darnnit pam....you broke WOMENS LAW!!!!
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Just for the record Things Bachelors Do Sniff the milk Eat over the sink Wash when the sheets stink Check messages rarely After opening the refrigerator door, wondering briefly what is in that tupperware container (it's been there forever) but not checking. Buy wrinklefree clothing Fall asleep while the television is on Put money aside for a large screen flat panel television Get asked to help other people move in. A lot. Know the local football team's standings, but not where Iraq is Know the functions of all the buttons of the remote control, including the TRACKING button Check plants every four weeks Don't get asked to watch other people's pets when they're traveling Get asked to go to weddings. Get asked not to give toasts Ponder how to get past that First Date hurdle Allow 15 minutes of apartment cleaning before you expect a visit from a MOTOS. ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() darn I think I have been hanging around the men too much |
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