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If quizzes are quizical..Then what are tests?
Why do we have hot water heaters? Why is it only a penny for your thoughts when you give your two cents worth? Why are wrong numbers never busy? Thermos flasks keep hot things hot and cold things col. But how do they know? Why do light switches have on and off on them? If the light is on then you know it is on, an if the light is off, then you can't read it anyway. How big is a jumbo shrimp? How big is a small crowd? How can you be pretty ugly? Who would need to buy a solar powered flashlightß Why do you turn down the radio when looking for an address? If you can plant a tree, why can't you tree a plant? If the word 'bra' is singular, why is it supporting two objects? Do they make decaffinated coffee tables? Why are there seing eye dog signs? Why is it when you move something in a ship it's called cargo but when you move something in a car, it's called a shipment? A door that's open is called ajar; what is it called when a jar is open? They call it a hot water heater, but why would you want to heat hot water? They call it a building, but after it's completed, shouldn't they call it a built? Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs..Shouldn't they wear nightgowns? If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? If vegetarians eat only vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat? If you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive thru bank machines? If nothing sticks to teflon, How do they stick teflon to the pan? What do they use to ship styrofoam? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do blind eskimoes have seeing eye sled dogs? Do radioactive cats have 18 lives? If you shhot a mime, should you use a silencer? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Where do forest Rangers go to get away? If this is the land of the free, why is someone always trying to sell me something? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? How did a fool and his money get together? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn? If it's tourist season, Why can't I shoot them? Is anal retentive hyphenated? How do you know when you've ran out of invisible ink? If a vampire can't see himself in the mirror, why is his hair always so neat? Where does the white go when the snow melts? What is another word for thesaurus? If most accidents occur within five miles of the home, why not move 10 miles away? Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? Isn't "Big Kid" an oxymoron? If you tickle a cow, will the milk come out of its nose? Why isn't there a 'permanent press' setting on an iron? There are 365 days in a year, yet there are 52 weeks consisting of 7 days a week, which equals 364 days. where does that extra day go? What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way? Why do men have nipples? Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump? Why do they say new and improved ...because how can it be new if it was improved? If someone invented instant water, what would you add? Why is it that when you're at the beach swimming and it starts to rain, everybody gets up and leaves? Why do people look up when they think? Why do 10lbs of groceries generate 50lbs of garbage? Why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway? What do you plant to grow seedless grapes? Why are they called apartments when they are so close together?    
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