These are some fair honost questions that every single person should be asking themselves before even THINKING about diving into the dating pool...


1. There's gonna come the time when you ned to choose between spending time with your significant other or going to work...

a] I have the rest of my life to spend with them, but only so
many more years to retirement
b] I can always find a new job
c] How much will it cost to put heating into the doghouse
D] You sit down and talk with the other half before coming to
a decision


2. There will be a time when the letters E.P.T. are
brought into a conversation...

a] pack your bags and run
b] Start calling all your relatives with the good news
c] Ask if they are sure
d] Start looking for a Priest



3. Sex will become less important as time goes on...

a] Sex isnt everything
b] Without sex, why be together
c] ok maybe I can do without the sex, but they damn well
better be a good cook
d] What is sex?


4. It is your first day off in two weeks

a] You grab your better half and run for the hills
b] You put a sign up on your bedroom door saying "let sleeping
bares lie"
c] You put up a sign on your front door stating "Let sleeping
bears lie"
d] You run home and expect the better half to wait on you hand
and foot


5. Where will you celebrate Christmas?

a] At home
b] Your parents house
c] Their parents house
d] Don't really care as long as you are together


6. It is Sunday Morning (not even light out yet) and your
partner is up, showered and dressed asking why you are not
out of bed yet

a] Pull the pistol out of yuor nightstand
b] Throw the pillow at them
c] Drag them back into bed and show them what Sunday mornings
are really meant for
d] face the music, get up and go to church with them


7. It's superbowl Sunday

a] kick the other half out for the day (unless of course they
are willing to cook and wait on you and your friends all
day)
b] Turn the tv off and spend the day with him/her (making sure
you have a pocket radio for the score)
c] Turn the tv off and spend the day with him/her
d] You could care less

8. The future in-laws are coming over for dinner

a] fake pneumonia for three days until they are gone
b] tell the mother that you now know where your partners good
looks come from
c] tell the father that you now know where your partners good
looks come from
d] bear and grin it


9. Your mother asks why you are not married and producing
grandchildren yet

a] Laugh till you have an appendicitus
b] go into a state of shock as yuo realize how lucky you have
been so far
c] give her the date of the wedding
d] introduce her to junior


10. And finally it is time for the big kahuna question of them
all..........




































"mommy, what are you and daddy doing to each other?"

a] yell and scream to go back to bed
b] call them in (while making sure every part of your body is
covered from here until eternity) and explain that you were
just showing each other how much you loved them
c] Have a heart attack
d] look at the dad (for a boy/ mother for a girl), simply
smile and roll over to go to sleep, while they figure out
how to explain the birds and bees while also planning your
funeral

Very, very cool! Thanks for the laughs!

No #2 if you have gone snip snip.

lol sage, not true man not true...

There are many things that can cause an ept to register positive, lol to incluide something as simply as a bladder infection. I myself have been diagnosed pregnant twice because of just that. A bladder infection

Amy and I had a major scare about 6 months after Joshua was born. She had gone snip snip after Joshua, yet all the bloodwork and urine work kept coming back positive. She had a bladder infection and a couple othe infections that caused the chemicals and such to read positive for pregnancy, lol.

T.M.I.

Congratulations...When are the twins due?

three years ago

OMG you look well on it...

lmao that pic is a year old!!!