John is in amsterdam and visits a nudist colony. While wandering around naked he spots a gorgeous blonde,immediately he gets an erection. The woman notices his erection,and comes over and says "sir did you call for me." She says,well it;s a rule here that if i give you an erection,it means you called for me.
She lays him down and starts making love to him. Later that day John visits the sauna,but as he sits down he lets out a fart. A big huge hairy guy gets up and drops his towel,to show a gigantic erection and says,"sir did you call for me? John replies,no!!! The guy says,it's a rule that when you fart,it implies that you did call for me.The man then knocks John to the floor,and has his way with him. As soon as the big guy finished,John ran back to his room,grabs all his things and scrambles for the exit. On his way out he's stopped by the manager,and he asks,can i help you? John says,heres my room key i'm leaving early. The manager asks why and John replies,i'm 60 years old, and i get an erection once a week, but i fart atleast 10 times a day.

funny stuff