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Burghman put the bottle down...........and be nice or we will have to wax you a second time
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oh yeah and they need us to pay bills so they can sit on the damn phone all day worthless i tell you worthless Forget the midol, this one needs that prescription stuff the doc gives for the SERIOUS pms, ladies...lol |
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now woman are not here to just make babies
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they probly aint got what it takes to keep a man around to do the job right
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he has to have the bottle its the only thing that he can talk to that understands his babbling
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there is no way more than a handful of women could do my job for a few hours let alone all day
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they probly aint got what it takes to keep a man around to do the job right HAHA! thats funny! Men can't do things right without a woman telling him how to do it! |
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If you need to learn the real man rules...Here's a some courses you can take....    
Becoming A Real Man A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY, BECOMING A REAL MAN. That’s right, in just six quarters, you too can be a real man. The program outline: FIRST YEAR Fall Schedule MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS- Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response To Getting In At 4AM MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn’t End With Conception MEN 113 Get A Life, Learn To Cook Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You’re Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers SECOND YEAR Fall Schedule: SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take A Shower MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down Winter Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children MEN 212 You Too, Can Be A Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest - You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked Spring Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting @#%~&*! From Your Vocabulary MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay 
Yawn, thanks no, How about drinking 101. |
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ok im checking in with my hot wax in hand. who needs it?
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they probly aint got what it takes to keep a man around to do the job right hmmmmmmmmmmmm did you forget the rule in the mans law book that says women like a sense of humor
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i totally feel alone here guys where ya at
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kevin, i could teach you how to drink!
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they sell perfectly good blow up dolls and pocket pussies that we dont need you. the only thing we need you for is the same thing you need us for. makin babies Makin babies????? Sit on the phone???? Where do you live at???? Oh this one needs that other waxing....ladies lol
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there is no way more than a handful of women could do my job for a few hours let alone all day i used to do a job that it took 5 men to do and i did it by myself |
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i totally feel alone here guys where ya at
can't handle things on your own?
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can we PLEASE get a lock on the door???
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i totally feel alone here guys where ya at
they are all sitting back laughing at you.
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kevin, i could teach you how to drink! I don't think so......In fact i know it..... |
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hey more wax thanks winnie
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