(*another received in email*)

Dear Friends,

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.

The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird sh*t.

On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my sh*t together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your a$$es down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone.

Love,
Santa

Oh Shutter that was sooooooooooooo funny.. LMAO...

<<<<<<<<------- wipping the coke off the screen !

now I have fizz in my nose ,,,,,,Thanks Cindy ,, I need that ,,,

This is to Funny!