Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 4 | |
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oh I would soooooooooo like to get back to my previously schueduled inner most thoughts........
I think some FUKCING milk would help to!! and YA!!! throw some new people this way .....!! whered those cabana boyz go any way?? I think we need to hire some new ones!! |
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Dear diary, I think purplecat is milking it a bit. Ha ha ha.
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did I hear.........CABANA BOY???
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Dear diary, did she say cabana boys? Ooooh. That's almost as good as saying 70% off after christmas sale.
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Dear Diary, I'll be only4thebest's cabana boy for free!
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Did I hear someone say........SHOPPING????
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dear diary,
your cabana boy is here to assist you with your shopping on Boxing Day |
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pulls out the box of bow ties .......
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<-----gets out the baby oil and the umbrella drinks
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Dear diary, my credit cards are looking at me! They whisper to me. They say "new shoes, new blouses, new suit jacket, new nylons!" whoops now my christmas gift cards are argueing with my credit cards.
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dear diary,
it has been a busy last few days. here let me massage your cares away in the sun. there is plenty of time to shop later this afternoon! spreading baby oil on hands... |
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yours too huh????? If I didnt have to work.....Id be out spending.....but what on???? I already bought myself new bras and panties......that was a waste.....new clothes......another waste....all for nothing!!
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You guys are funny!
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ohhhhhhhh and I cleaned my house.....now that was a waste.....back to living in filth!
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sigh.............
I got some pretty sexy new stuff to......... sigh.................. what a waste........ life is so unfair!! |
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ya and the exotic cheeses......had to eat them by myself......hmmmmmmmm
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Dear diary.......men are selfish!!! They dont think!!!!
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oh wait ........
back the truck up!!! did someone say MASSAGE!!??!! shopping I would just have to get dressed...... but a massage!!!!!!!! |
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<-------sticks out feet at slow~~~!!!
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