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There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got |
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and what about monkey sex?
ooooooohhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhh |
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im not married, but #1 applies to me!
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I have been thru the first 3...
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What about really erotic, sensual, "primal" sex?---Hot, Hot, Hot!
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Courtroom sex hurts. I still have nightmares. Couldnt walk for a week.
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love #2!!! and ya, what about erotic and sensual?
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Ha.
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One of my girlfriends is an attorney and on occasion, I get to do to a lawyer something that is almost exclusively reserved as the exclusive province of lawyers. YES! It is an ENORMOUS rush. It's impossible to describe the enormous feeling of satisfaction that it gives you. It's impossible to resist a short lecture at the end, about the significance of reversal of roles that just occurred :-)
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