Two buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,,"You know i dont know what else to do,whenever i go home after we've been out drinking, I turn of the headlights before i get in the driveway.I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.Itake my shoes off before i enter the house,Isneak up the stairs,Iget undressed in the bathroom.I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for being out so late drinking.His buddy looks at him and says it obvious your taking the wrong approach.I SCREECH into the driveway,SLAM the door,STORM up the steps,THROW my shoes into the closet,JUMP into bed,RUB my hands on my wifes ass and say,"HOW ABOUT A BLOW JOB"?...AND she's ALLWAYS sound asleep.

hahaha. not that funny though.

ROTFLMMFGDBO ..... to quote larry the cable guy "THAT'S SOME FUNNY **** RIGHT THERE THAT'S FUNNY ****... forgive me lord starvin pigney's down there in new guinnea"

yeah larrys a funny guy for sure lol

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