dammmmmm

damn sam

dammnnn my neibores name is sam

doesn't have the belt through all the damn loops

Damn It is never tommorrow.

Damn who needs tv, this is much more entertaining

Never go to a damn doctor whose office plants have died

pull the strings watch them dance dammnnn this is fun

Never eat prunes when you're hungry


DAmn ! go figure

DAMN
I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers son.
And I'm only plucking pleasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes.

There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha)

A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you fck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same DAMN sentence"

The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese"

She says "Nope that wont DAMN work"

The German shephard says "I love liver and cheese"

She says "Nope that wont DAMN work"

The Chihuaha says "Liver alone cheese mine"

DAMN Laci ^^^5 girl!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a DAMN "S" in it?

DAMN If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Never let go of what you have unless you have hold of something else. damn

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, DAMN IT now what?"

DAMN Bry...you have mail dear!

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a DAMN worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.

The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy.

Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that."

Grandpa said "No, you keep it."

The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another 10 bucks.

Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me."

Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma."

DAMN Tommy I'll bring the hairspray

DAMN!!!

TEXAN: "Where are you from?"
HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
TEXAN: "OK - damn where are you from, jackass?"