spend some time to get to know this man inside don't be reckless with others hearts and don't put up with anyone reckless with yours I need a woman to kick start my life I have had 3 long term relationships and its the women who fix men we are a damn mess without them and most remain manchildren until she comes into his life looks at the cave he dwells in shakes her head at how stupid we are and teaches us wisdom that finally opens his simple mind into her way of thinking about washcloths and luffas are not for decoration and your hands will never scrub you clean you filthy hamster sandles are not just for Jesus and wear them always never walk barefoot on the pissed on tile floor or anywhere for that matter all you how did I get hep C dumbasses lotion and oil is the only reason you will look young at 50 take care of your biggest organ the epidermis you crocodile looking washed out 30 year old washing your hair is not ment to be everyday let the oils of your scalp keep your hair strong healthy and full all you who say its genetics are sooo stupid when it was look at me I'm super clean now I'm Mr Clean wash it when you feel it needs to be morons how to clean means all men should have joined the armed forces and be brainwashed into the mindset of basic training and know how to corner tuck an army bunk how to ranger roll all your clothes how to get on your knees with a toothbrush to scrub tile grout and idiots with bedbugs are slobs who think its ok to throw **** on the floor and leave it or mop the house once a week do it daily man the F up and be all that you can clean dumbasses and yes I too was this man the Bible refers to wisdom as she and women are complex we will never be able to guess what she's thinking and women will never understand men because Proverb God put the simple things on earth to confound the wise and we are simple all we want is feed me love me and leave me be for a couple hours I get it men it's not the theory of relativity of her complex what the F is she thinking for us and know I will never know her ways of being so smart yet never once changing the oil on a new car she drove around the world and now thinks its our fault and men listen if she says the F-ing sky is red it's red and we do not have the mental stamina she does to argue after awhile you will say fine I give two ***** anymore yes its red can we please stop arguing and that will be her choice but you better agree or keep still or your new bedroom is the couch for a long loveless cold silent while we are men we must be more patient endure more physical pain lift more heavy strains keep anger at bay and think if she will rebuke you before you say

It appears you haven't met or taken guidance from any woman on using proper grammar. On the upside- you excel at run-on sentences.