The teacher asks her class of 8 year olds,
"If you could be covered in anything apart from skin, what would it be?
Tommy says.
"I'd be covered in gold dust. 'Cos gold is valuable, and if I scratched some off, then I could buy a BMW."
Freddie says,
"I'd be covered in platinum. 'Cos platinum is more valuable than gold, and if I scratched some off, then I could buy a ferrari."
Little Johnny says,
I'd be covered in pubic hair. 'cos my sister's got a patch THAT big and you should see the cars that're parked outside her house.

LOL

Damn good !

lol!!!

that's wrong.....LOL