Difference between men and women
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at
all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage
& after marriage.

now how badly would you want us if we were boring and uncomplicated we're sort of like christmas everyday...never know what new thing will emerge from the next layer of paper

Women are simply better at more things than many men are willing to admit.

rofl cooly . i think shrek said it best .. ogres are like onions ya peel one layer at a time .. ogres women same thing teain gals .. couldnt live withouttem lol

your so right shameless, can't live without em