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*note to self,remember the polar bear line* 
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mojo...what is the "hairy eye"...if i have one can i shave or wax it off??? thnx
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Haha, I just tried that out on the first girl that I saw outside my apt. DIDN'T WORK. In fact that less than worked
my condolences indeed i trust ur unharmed? see thats another thing, women NEVER have to worry about being slapped or kicked in the ballz or other such things cuz theyre never rejected!!!
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oh so true, NEVER had a rejection, but I've rejected!!!
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if a guy emptied a glass of water or sumthing in a girls face that just approached him, hed get arrested!!!
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also think about this
if a fat guy was rejected all the women would be laughing and pointing BUT if a fat gurl was rejected theyd be beating the #$%#@$ out of the guy that rejected her!!!
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Haha, I just tried that out on the first girl that I saw outside my apt. DIDN'T WORK. In fact that less than worked
my condolences indeed i trust ur unharmed? see thats another thing, women NEVER have to worry about being slapped or kicked in the ballz or other such things cuz theyre never rejected!!!
i've been told by friends "why don't you grow some balls and ask that girl on a date" i'm like "dude i have balls and i don't want to get kicked in the, thank you very much..." |
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Don't use lines myself but they are funny
Like the site here say's "Just say HI" Has just worked more times, but to find a good woman, your on your own Cooly |
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Haha, I just tried that out on the first girl that I saw outside my apt. DIDN'T WORK. In fact that less than worked
my condolences indeed i trust ur unharmed? see thats another thing, women NEVER have to worry about being slapped or kicked in the ballz or other such things cuz theyre never rejected!!!
i've been told by friends "why don't you grow some balls and ask that girl on a date" i'm like "dude i have balls and i don't want to get kicked in the, thank you very much..." AGREED a woman slapping(or kicking etc) a man that approached her would be APPLAUDED, but at the same time a man slapping a woman would be denoucned and lynched by all her friends
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that one is good sometimes for some environments
wouldn't recommend it for most Night Game scenarios like a bar or club though |
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very true,that's why women have the upper hand in the dating scene and they always want to lower it across a guys face
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Edited by
hepkema
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Fri 12/21/07 10:35 PM
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"Ever had your ass licked by a fat guy in a trench-coat?
--BEST PICKUP LINE EVER-- |
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Edited by
marky84
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Fri 12/21/07 10:36 PM
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"Ever had your ass licked by a fat guy in a trench-coat? --BEST PICKUP LINE EVER-- 
that would most def result in a scrotal kick, times 10
"Ballsy, STUPID, but ballsy" ~True Lies~ |
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Edited by
burghmanz81
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Sat 12/22/07 12:30 PM
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Once i got a little older pickup lines quit workin you gotta b a gentleman or yr screwed if you want a keeper. My favorite ever was ............
Go up to a female point over to one of your friends and say you see that guy over there,have your buddy wave like he is interested,then say,............he wants to know if you think im cute..... |
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Once i got a little older pickup lines quit workin you gotta b a gentleman or yr screwed if you want a keeper. My favorite ever was ............ Go up to a female point over to one of your friends and say you see that guy over there,have your buddy wave like he is interested,then say,............he wants to know if you think im cute..... believe it or not,my great uncle proposed to my great aunt pretty much with that same line.only he went up to her and said "Elbert wants to know if you'll marry me?"
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