Topic: Penis Tax + IRS
yokoke's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:01 PM
INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE

OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT NOTICE
To: All Male Taxpayers

Re: Notice of Increase of Tax Payment ( Form 1040 P)

The only thing the IRS has not taxed is your penis. This is due
to the fact 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20%
of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up, and
10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two
dependents and both are nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 2008, your penis will be taxed
according to size.

To determine your category, please consult the chart below and
confirm this information on Page 2, Section 7, Line 3 of your
standard 1040 form.

10-12 inches -- Luxury Tax $ 50.00
8-11 inches - Polo Tax $ 30.00
6-7 inches -- Privilege Tax $15.00
4-5 inches -- Nuisance Tax $ 5.00

Please note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.

Sincerely,

B. Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service

burgundybry's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:18 PM
that's it!!! ok, where's the knife??laugh laugh :tongue:

fh_popo's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:19 PM
Don't talk to loud the governor of Michigan will impose this tax.She is running out of things to tax.sick grumble

yokoke's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:22 PM
laugh laugh laugh both of ya

andreajayne's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:22 PM
lol

s1owhand's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:27 PM
laugh

i gave at the office.

andreajayne's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:30 PM
huh lol

yokoke's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:30 PM

laugh

i gave at the office.


And they will hit you up again next quarter LOLsmokin
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s1owhand's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:32 PM
laugh excellent.

i would not want to get behind in my contributions.

yokoke's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:34 PM

laugh excellent.

i would not want to get behind in my contributions.


Ohhhh nooooooo they have ways of sticking it to you if you did LOLlaugh laugh laugh

no photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:42 PM
noway laugh laugh grumble laugh :tongue:

bad_girl's photo
Fri 12/21/07 03:43 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile :smile: sad

thecoolyman's photo
Fri 12/21/07 09:38 PM

Don't talk to loud the governor of Michigan will impose this tax.She is running out of things to tax.sick grumble


That is so true, I just moved to Texas from there
Gotta do that Forest Gump thing "run Forest run"
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thecoolyman's photo
Fri 12/21/07 09:39 PM
noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Oh no I think I'm in trouble then
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SHAMELESS_42's photo
Sat 12/22/07 01:53 AM
rofl..we all know every one cheats on thier taxes..i think it would be the first time they got us men to pay more then we owed