Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up And Had A Vagina For


10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and
cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour
and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong
ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...
BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be
ready for more without sleeping first. (Yeah!)

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and
ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts,
too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they
woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

ABCDEF_HIJ.....oh G, there it is!

and to be FAIR

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a b l o w job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

....priorities...

how true

LMAO!!!!