A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts “Did you find the shampoo?” He answers “Yes but I’m not sure what to do....it’s for dry hair and I just wet mine.”



A blond man spots a letter on his doormat. It says on the the envelope “DO NOT BEND”. He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.



A blond man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 mins apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”

nice one DI..

about time someone done blonde men jokes.... thanks for the laugh

thanks for decent jokes

touche