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What's the difference between a car and
a horse? "WHATs a car? "said my Amish friend At gas station lady says after I ask where to put it. my card i was holding. She replies " put it in my slot it should slide right in" verbatim and was confused why I was laughing in tears. |
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A man walks into the bar with a short-legged yellow dog on a leash. The bully at the bar says, "I have a dog that tears other dogs apart. He'd tear your short legged dog to 100 pieces". Man with yellow dog says "bet you a beer he can't". Short fierce fight ensues and Bully's dog is dead. "Man, what kind of dog you got Man? " Man replies "well, before I cut off his tail and painted him yellow he was an alligator. " ! ! !
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I was at work having trouble getting the freight elevator to come down, a woman who had worked there longer said, "push it all the way in, leave it in, till it comes."
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All of them are funny
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What's the difference between a car and a horse? "WHATs a car? "said my Amish friend At gas station lady says after I ask where to put it. my card i was holding. She replies " put it in my slot it should slide right in" verbatim and was confused why I was laughing in tears. I had similar , "take it out and push it in again harder " |
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