Comebacks to Pickup Lines. Girls remember these for next time some smart Alec tries it on

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be as well if you sit down there.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Ok ladies I know this helps, but I've had to use them on ladies too
Cooly

ROFLMAO

female impersinator... that's good!

That funny

LMAO

thanx everyone, just wanted to give the ladies a laugh too

Cooly

Glad yall liked it, will be adding more soon
Lmao

I am out performing in a band practically every weekend and the worst one I ever heard say to me was "Hey baby..if you were a booger I would pick you" I swear as god is my witnes that is what he said, so I reached for a napkin off the bar, handed it to him and said"Here then,,go blow yourself" and calmly walked away.. now how gross can it get after that..

You got a good 1 there, maybe I should add it to the list

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

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If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Henny Youngman

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Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
~~ Henny Youngman

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You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
~~ Henny Youngman

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The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
-- Henny Youngman

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

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You look like a million bucks! (All green and wrinkled.)

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

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I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!

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What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest.

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I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.

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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.

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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Hey cool man or should I say sorry, sounds like you've heard em all

wtf

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Hey Bro maybe you should JustsayHi
It seems to work for me