Build a man?

No!

but rosie then you'd always have one around when the urge to view cliff diving strikes

I'm pretty sure, that some of you folks
were banned from Build~A~Bear.


Anatomically correct bears, donning
leather S&M outfits, probably wasn't
what the store had in mind.

Perverts.

I don't have to build a man for that, eric. Lots of men need to be pushed off the cliff.

another good reason for keeping social distance

Hi everyone
I would because my success is his success

It don't? Thanks a lot ! Guess I'll have to scratch that one off my wish list

I just got a flat pack one ,I assembled it and found a note in the box that breasts were an optional extra

Remember that 1980's movie "Weird Science" I think it was called, where two boys made a very nice lady.

I wouldn't get a 'flat pack', I want a curvy one with bumps.
With all the assembly tools, and accessories included, and batteries.
And a user manual and fault finding diagnostics. And service manual, so I can repair her on the side of the road if needed.

I think I'd make two, in case I wore out the first one too quickly. It's good to have a backup. Keep her in the shed, up on blocks, with a cover over her, and a trickle charger, so she's always ready for action. Now what colour ?

Hummm I'll just take the self-made man myself~~~

Instead of building sounds like to me, some men think all women are out for their money.. Maybe the ones they are getting are.. But I assure you there are a lot of women out there, that would not even look their way.. Cause their money doesn't impress them..

I'm an academic, what is this "money" of which you speak??

It's that green stuff some thinks, it is what it takes to find someone...

No doubt it works with many but not all~~

Not really true m8. I personally know of several women whose men, did nothing but drink them selves silly and left these women with depts. It is a common thing..... mostly women take better care of thier money, than men..mostly.

when I was a teenager the man who came to live with my mum, took to drink/drugs and finally abuse. I ended up clobbering him and he left us with £ 36,000 in dept.
It's a familiar story to many... It happens with both sexes.

I think it depends on your personal views. I for one, don't believe in supporting a man financially. However, there are plenty of women who will eagerly build a man. They are better known as sugar mommas.