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What’s the worst thing that your date do on first night
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Showed up with her husband.
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Showed up with her husband.
Seriously? How does that work? Her: Hey, I've got a date Husband: Really, great, can I tag along? Her: Of course, I'm sure he won't mind. 
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Eish sorry man i wonder wat she was trying to prove
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Turned up!!
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Kkkkkk tats drama
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How did the night turn out
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What’s the worst thing that your date do on first night She didn't shut up the whole time. |
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Showed me her ulcers. Had them in her mouth too. No kisses for her.
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Showed up with her husband.
Seriously? How does that work? Her: Hey, I've got a date Husband: Really, great, can I tag along? Her: Of course, I'm sure he won't mind.
Her: Husband, this is my date, NotPay4Play. Husband: Hi, hi. (They shake hands.) |
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Haha... too funny
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What’s the worst thing that your date do on first night She didn't shut up the whole time. I usually bring duct tape, it helps when I have the urge to talk.
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She talked with her mouth full and spit food all over the table. Think I had three shots of patron on that dinner date.
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Edited by
Rock
on
Thu 04/16/20 02:11 PM
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What’s the worst thing that your date do on first night She didn't shut up the whole time. I usually bring duct tape, it helps when I have the urge to talk.
Yanno... It generally gets frowned on when I bring duct tape to a date. Life just isn't fair. 
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What’s the worst thing that your date do on first night She didn't shut up the whole time. I usually bring duct tape, it helps when I have the urge to talk.
Yanno... It generally gets frowned on when I bring duct tape to a date. Life just isn't fair.
You could always bring a pair of earplugs along next time 
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I drove to Charleston, South Carolina. A tire blew and shredded on the highway. Darn thing pulled down the wheel well and things went south after that.
He was not understanding. I canceled the date, extended my stay and had an awesome time by myself. |
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I drove to Charleston, South Carolina. A tire blew and shredded on the highway. Darn thing pulled down the wheel well and things went south after that. He was not understanding. I canceled the date, extended my stay and had an awesome time by myself. So it went south while you were going south in the South. 
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I've actually never asked anyone on a date, or been asked. I usually just met someone, we hung out and grew into a relationship.
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I drove to Charleston, South Carolina. A tire blew and shredded on the highway. Darn thing pulled down the wheel well and things went south after that. He was not understanding. I canceled the date, extended my stay and had an awesome time by myself. So it went south while you were going south in the South.
Kind of. Tho I did enjoy my own company.
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I met a guy in the car park of a coffee shop. We chatted whilst heading into the coffee shop and all was going well until I set foot on the marble effect floor and promptly slipped and was sent flying into a table for two. The place was full too as it was lunchtime.
Not a great start for a first date nor was it a good look......me lying flat on my back on the floor with legs akimbo. |
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