So Sven and Olga go to the marriage consular.

"So what's going on with you two?" He asks Olga.

"Vell" Olga says. "Dat Sven. He's alvays vorking. All the time he vorks and he has no time for me. Den every time I look at him, he's picking his nose. All da time picking his damn nose. But vorst of all, when we making de love he never let me get on top."

"So what do you have to say about that?" the consular asks Sven.

"Vell" Sven says. "When I came to dis country, my Papa he tell me, ""Sven"" he says. "" When you go to America, work hard, keep your nose clean, any don't you never screw up!"".

it took a moment but I got it