i had a girl dump me after just 3 days,why?she didn't know,she just liked other guys....



hooch!

<------has duct tape on her mouth!!!

spill it Gypsy,we know you want to!

lol ohhhhhhhhhhhh karma mang!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm Ive never been blowed before.....but I think I may like it......

I almost forgot about this one.. A woman left a message on my machine telling me to go pound sand, or something to that effect.

I let it lay..

Several months later she called and I saw it on the I.D. and picked up. Playing as if I was the machine.

She fell for it and started to leave this long drawn out message I really wasn't paying attention to... before I interupted her with "What makes you think my machine would talk to you? After the way you treated it the last time you called!"

That was the very first time I ever knew that woman to be at a lose for words.

here's ya a ballon Gypsy,blow all ya want

he has to blow me.......I think I need to be blowed.....blow me!!!

pushy pushy....geez!!!

damn right I am!!!!

Hurry up and dont be late!!!

well yes ma'am!!!