Rusty Chevrolet
"Jingle Bells"

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO
SLIDING ALL THE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

CHORUS:
RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

I WENT TO THE IGA
TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
TO GET THE CAR TO STOP
(REPEAT CHORUS)

BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY
I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON
IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Dear Diary! Now I will never get that song outta my head

AND.......I have a date tomorrow! Meeting at Starbucks, and we just talked for about three hours! Whooo hooo!

Ok Ive done the hair....2 loads of laundry.......shovelled my driveway.....and who is that on the radio??? Barry Manilow singing "Let it snow"????

Dear Diary

I made chili today yumm yumm yummmmm!!!

You only made chili because I gave you the idea!!! Hmmmmmm wonder if I have the stuff to make chili......

Woman get back in that kitchen and get me a beer.

I dunno, do you have the right stuff? Wasn't that a movie and a song??¿¿ hmmm

I dont have the chili beans......

Its a hamburger helper night!!!

Every night should be hamburger helper night!

Diet pepsi and cigarettes for me tonight. No $$ for food. Guess I love my cigs more than food

At least I got a date for X-mas.....SOMEONE be happy for me, jeese!

Glad I don't smoke I need my food!!

oh forget it.........glad you don't smoke too. Merry X-mas

awwwwwwwwwww , thats cool creations.....

I have a feeling I'm gonna be single again by christmas ......

If I'm not already........

what a $hit holiday ......

I give up.....

oh.....and I bet the powers gonna go out.....
really windy .......
bla bla bla .....life is like a $hit sandwich........

Have no fear! Underdog is here!

awwwwwwwwww.......
hey under dog.....
I feel like an underdog today......

Sorry to hear that. Having a bad day?

there I sorta ate some dinner.......

I've been holdin this off all day.......

gonna cry now.......

bad weekend ..bad lifetime sometimes it seems.......

why do I even try any more.......