My girlfriend
invited me to her house,
but I found her sister
alone
in the house,
wearing nothing
lying on the sofa,
she was unbelievably sexy,
she whispered in my ear "I
have feelings for
you, shall we have sex?"
I immediately turned
around and walked to the
front door to go to my
car,
I found my girlfriend and
my entire future family
standing
outside,
clapping hands
with tears in his eyes,
my girlfriend's father
hugged
me and said: "we are very
happy that you
have passed our little
test,
we couldnt have asked for
a better man for our
daughter, you've won
my trust!,
welcome to the family"
Moral of the story... always
keep condoms in
your car

Another funny one .