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A dozen roast beef sandwiches
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A day of handyman services.
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A big kiss  and a back massage for working so hard
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A weekend trip to a spiritual retreat 🧘♀️
 
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Take her and her husband for a cruise in my flying saucer.
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A present box attached to a clock that runs backwards
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A box of tissues.
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Liquid Nitroglycerin
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I'm so jealous I get nothing on my birthday, but Mike gets Liquid Nitroglycerin. I want liquid Nitroglycerin. 
A flower and poem about forgetting someones birthday |
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You get liquid cyanide
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chloroform, a white van, candy and my address.
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A story teller AI robot.
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I would love that… oh he’s a keeper Miss. Rivers.
A dozen chocolate covered strawberries delivered with a bow at your door with a case of whiskey for you and wine for River. |
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Extra story telling software for her AI robot
BTW... Hope that wine is NA, Gia, because I don't drink  I actually can't stand the smell of hard liquor. Beer is tolerable, from a distance, but up close and personal alcoholic breath is a no go. 
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Mike tied down on the bed and a tickling feather for Rivewr to have fun with Mike...
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NA fruity drink for River. I’m the same way. I’m no fun I don’t drive, no drugs.
Two gets two new shiny floggers. 
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Taking her out on the town, I'll drive. Let's show everyone just how much fun you can have without drinking or druggin'
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A cloaking device for her car.
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Ducks, so he can keep them all in a row
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There's already hundreds of them scattered in the pond .
A time machine, so she'll always have time for road trips. |
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