I had a really bad psychiatrist once. I really should have known better when I saw the cuckoo clock on his wall.

The nurse at the reception center was another sign, kept running around screaming it was a madhouse. She asked me my problem, I said 'I think I'm invisible', she told me the doctor couldn't see me right now.

When I did get in, I told him I thought I had a split personality. He told the nurse to bring in an extra chair and charged me double.

He said he wanted to get to know me better, and to start at the beginning. I replied, 'In the beginning, I created heaven and earth...'.

When I told him I was having suicidal thoughts, he made me pay him in advance. He asked if I smoked after sex, I said, 'I don't know, I never checked'. He diagnosed me as paranoid, but I really think he was just out to get me.

Strangely enough though, he WAS better than my previous psychiatrist. After 5 years with him, he said something that brought tears to my eyes..."No hablo ingles."

I'm glad I made you laugh today, two

I'm glad I made you laugh today, river and eric

Totally hilarious rosie, thanks for sharing it

my pleasure, my dear friend

MzRosie, I would make you laugh too but I don't think you really want to see me nekkie...




You have lifted my spirits today. Thank you.

now you lifted mine, two, thank you

Goodnight my dear friend

Goodnight and sweet dreams, river

Mzrosie ️️
Great one bravo'it was almost scary believable I'm still in stitches ️lol you made my side hert thanks alot ️ ️ have a great day ️ Coldersky minus the halo ️️

oh Coldersky, you are so welcome. I'm so glad to know you enjoyed reading the joke and made you laugh today

You can add to it , doctor you've got to help me out ?
Sure which way did you come in ?

Yet another funny one .

One of the funniest and most delightful stories I’ve heard in a long time. Thank you for making me chuckle and grin from ear to ear!

Lmho

hi